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I ONLY LIKE TWO KINDS OF MEN, DOMESTIC AND IMPORTED…Mae West ‎"Good girls go to heaven; bad girls go everywhere."~Mae West

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I want to be a good little girl and please Santa.
I do not want to disappoint him and end up on his Naughty List ( or do I???)

As a little Girl my Daddy would threaten “BE A GOOD GIRL OR SANTA WILL PUT YOU ON HIS NAUGHTY LIST
This would always make me straiten up and be on my best behavior! No little girl wants coal in her stocking!
I would try and be extra good from Thanksgiving until Christmas. Knowing that this mystical Santa was watching me and knew everything I was doing Good or Bad!!!

Now I think yes, it is very good to be on Santa’s Good list!  I love the presents!
But there is something in me that thinks hmmm, What if I was on his Naughty list!
I picture this Man in his Red suit Coming up to me on my knees. I am  Dressed in White thigh highs with red bows , a little red baby doll nightie, with red and white sheer thong panties.
Santa Tells me “Patty you have been a very naughty girl! You must pay the consequences!”
Santa then pulls down his pants and pulls out his North Pole.
It is so big I instantly go to grab for it but he smacks my hand a way with his white gloved hand!

Santa  then tells me to open my mouth and Suck his pole!  I start to suck and it grows longer and longer! “This is why you’re on my naughty list!
You are such a dirty little slut!  Bend over you naughty little HO HO HO!
He then comes up behind me and slides my drenched thong down my thigh and tells me to leave it around my ankles.  I do as Santa says!  My body is shaking and my pussy is throbbing in hopes of that long hard North Pole sliding up inside me!

Santa stands behind me and says I am going to have to spank you naughty girl for all the bad slutty things you have done all year long!
He proceeds to smack my ass over and over!
I feel his white gloved hand  making my ass cheeks sting!
Santa then comes closer and I feel his hot breath, it smells like gingerbread on my neck!
He grabs me by the hips and rams his big hard long North Pole all the way up inside me!

If you would like to hear the rest of the story give me a call me!

 

Patty

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Men have got to be the kinkiest and most perverted creatures on earth, but I think I might give them a run for their money. Some have mild fetishes like voyeurism and cuckolding but mine go as far as using people as toilets. Golden shower phone sex can be so intense and thrilling if done correctly. It also helps to have a partner willing (or not). I like making it erotic but it pleasures me being very nasty too. Seeing how pathetically you lay there groveling at my feet while I stand over you showing the pinkness of my dripping pussy. Lay back and take your reward as I squat down over you and holding open my lips for you to see the tiny hole as it drenches you with delectable delight. Watching as my golden shower phone sex  flows over your face and deep within your mouth. Swallow it and taste its sweetness. You can be a slave to it and all it has to offer. Your cock probably gets very hard and aroused thinking these nasty things or how much you really want it. You have probably had lots of premature ejaculations picturing in your mind a sexy seductive yet dominating woman standing over you releasing her golden flow on you. The very thought of it makes you throb. I give lots of  golden shower phone sex to many men and some females who crave it. You will probably be requesting my service also soon. Once the thought hits you and festers in your mind, you will be calling. You will want to hear as my flow encompasses you and of course your face. I have a good mind to stuff your mouth with urine soaked panties beforehand. Maybe the flavor will make it more erotic for you. So enjoy all your other fetishes until we speak about your golden shower phone sex.

 

Patty

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You promised me a surprise for my birthday, and you didn’t disappoint. I thought that a homemade dinner was the order of the evening, but when I arrived at your place, you told me to take a shower and then come out into the bedroom wearing only my towel. After a long day, that hot shower felt very good. But the surprise when I came into the bedroom, was a massage table that was set up. The drapes were closed, some candles were lit and some mood music was playing. You told me to lie face down on the table and I would receive my present…a full body massage. Wow, that sounded fantastic. You took the towel from being wrapped around me and laid it over my buns. Your hands and fingers were incredible, rubbing my shoulders, neck, back, arms and hands, then moving down to my legs and feet. After 25 or 30 minutes, I was so relaxed and felt wonderful. You then removed the towel and began rubbing and massaging my buns and concentrated more on my legs. I then began to feel light, fingertip touches across and down my back, over my buns, and down the backs of my legs, then back up the insides of my legs, causing me to spread them apart. This caused tingles and the blood to flow to my groin. My soft dick was pointing down and I began to feel the arousal from your light touch. As you were still touching me all over my back side, I felt light touches on my balls, and on the head of my dick as you went up and down my legs. Several times, you kneaded my buns, and spread them apart exposing my asshole, which turned me on by being totally exposed to you. You lightly pulled on my balls and my cock. I was feeling very uncomfortable as my cock was growing and it was almost being restrained in the position in which I was lying. You then told me to turn over, and when I did, you saw how excited I was, being about two-thirds erect. Of course, I wanted to feel your hands slide up and down my shaft, but you had other ideas. You spread my legs apart, my cock sticking up, and took the oil and dripped some on my balls. You them caressed them, rubbing the oil all over them. You pulled on them and rolled them in your hands as I moaned how good that felt. You then lifted them and dripped some oil down my crack. As I felt the oil reach my asshole, you took a finger and rubbed the opening, then slipped a finger into my ass. “Oh look how your cock gets harder when I do that,” you said. “I think it’s time to put some oil on that nice dick and stroke you a little.” As you dripped the oil on me, you began slowly stroking my shaft up and down. You don’t know how sensuous it felt as you jacked me off, your oily hands sliding all over my cock. I got close to cumming, and you backed off, edging me not once, but several times. You would rub my asshole occasionally as you stroked me. The oil felt wonderful. “I want to watch you rub and pull your meat for me as I play with your balls and asshole. That’s it, jack it for me and make it feel good. Hold the shaft at the base and use your thumb and forefinger to jack the rim of the head. I know that feels good, doesn’t it?” All I could to is shake my head “Yes” and moan. I was getting so hot playing with myself for you as you rubbed my balls and fingered my ass. “Oh Baby, I love watching you jack off for me and make your hot meat feel so good while I finger fuck your ass and caress your balls. I love looking at your hard cock and want you to cum real hard for me.” And with that you took over stroking my cock with one hand as you fucked my ass with the other. Faster andf faster you pumped. “Shoot that hot cum for me Baby, shoot it all over your chest and stomach, Cum for me honey.” And cum I did, collapsing on the table after an incredible climax with you. What a fantastic birthday present!


Patty

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As I lay in bed, I think about him..his muscular arms wrapped tightly around my naked body, his lips touching mine firmly as we share a passionate kiss, and the way he teases me before making me cum so hard for him. Fuck, he is amazing. As I get deeper into these naughty thoughts, I gently tickle along my collarbone with my fingertips..letting my hand sneak down my stomach and then back up underneath my t-shirt.
My hands find their way to my breasts, slowly kneading them..pinching my nipples as they harden. I pull my hands away and suck slowly on both my index fingers, wetting them with saliva to rub over my sensitive nipples..I blow softly on them, causing them only to harden more.
Giving each nipple a few more pinches, I slide my hands back down my stomach..teasing myself around the waistband of my shorts with my fingernails. I push down my shorts as far as I can, and I kick them the rest of the way off..left only in a lacy black thong and my t-shirt pushed up above my breasts. I let my right hand slide down between my legs, my index and middle fingers rubbing over my panty clad slit, feeling my wetness soak through the thin material.
I press my fingers down hard over my clit, rubbing slowly at first but getting faster..a small moan escaping past my pink lips. After I accomplish getting myself nice and wet, I reach over and grab my favorite toy..a white vibrator just for my clit. I slowly push my panties down and off, spreading my legs nice and wide. I turn my vibrator on, teasing myself by tracing it over my nipples and then down my stomach to my clit. I gasp loudly as it first touches my sensitive clit, holding it right on it to drive myself insane. I slowly move the vibrator around in circles on my clit, moaning softly..imagining his tounge circling my clit while he looks up at me, loving that he can cause me such pleasure.
I begin to speed up at this thought, but I slow myself down so I don’t cum too quickly. I slide the vibrator away from clit, and down along my slit..letting it tease around my entrance. I slide it back up my slit, jerking my hips up as it returns back to my clit. I move the toy back and forth slowly over my clit, my breathing getting more and more ragged as I near my orgasm.
Wanting to cum so badly, I circle the vibrator around and around on my clit, my hips moving in sync with the toy as I work for an amazing orgasm. My body begins to shake and I feel the familiar warmth rush through my body as I cum, moaning out loudly. With heavy breathing, I lay there..trying to calm down. Now, lying there naked, satisfied, and amazed..I think about how I wish he was there, licking me clean.
I find my thoughts becoming naughty again as I lay there, and I start to get turned on once more. I slowly dip my index finger into my wet cunt, bringing my finger up to my mouth to suck my sweet juices off. Mmm, I think to myself how good I taste, and how much I want him to taste me. He is so sexy. The best part about him is that thick cock of his. I love the way my pussy hugs tightly around him, milking him for every drop of cum as it shoots deep inside me. I want him inside me so badly, right now.
I reach over for another favorite toy of mine, my purple dildo. It’s about the same size as him, and it works good enough when he can’t satisfy me. I slowly suck on the tip of it, just like I would his..looking up at him as I work to taste his cum. I let the toy half-way down my throat, using my skills are pointless at this time..I just want to have another amazing orgasm.
Pulling the toy out of my mouth with a ‘pop’ noise, I lead it down to my awaiting cunt..pratically grinning as I let my thoughts trick me for a moment, thinking it’s his cock. I press the tip of the purple toy against my opening, moving it in circles before slowly sliding it inside me. I gasp loudly, needing to get myself used to the size. Slowly, I press it all the way inside of me..letting it stay buried inside me to the hilt for just a moment before sliding it back out, keeping the tip inside me.
As I take a deep breath, I quickly slam the thick purple toy deep inside me..moaning out in pleasure. I slide it almost all the way out again, and then quickly back inside. Working it in and out of my soaking cunt, imagining him working that thick long cock of his in me. Telling him to fuck me harder and faster, knowing he will make me cum so hard. I increase the pace of my hand, thrusting the toy in and then back out, moaning uncontrollably.
I feel myself edge closer to orgasm, and I slow it down just a bit. Not wanting to cum just yet. After giving myself just a few seconds to recover, I begin thrusting my toy back in and back out..not starting off too fast. After a few minutes, I begin to speed up my pace..my moans getting loud once again. Shit, I’m so close. I want to cum so hard..cum so hard for him. Finally, after all my work..I feel my pussy hug even more tightly around the purple toy buried inside me, milking it just like I would his cock. Moaning loudly as I cum once again for the day, all because of him.


Patty

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Okay, you pathetic little worms who get into domination, humiliation, torture and pain…read this!

You know I love raking you guys over the coals, and that I EXPECT you to obey me, right?  Right!  Well, I have just come up with the most painful, torturous device you little shits can imagine, and I want to use it on you.  I came up with the concept, brought it to full fruition, and now it’s ready to be used. It’s called The Castration Station.

Now this fun little device is exactly what the name implies.  It’s a cock and ball torture device designed to ratchet up the pain, little by little, on your miserable little manhood until the full effect is achieved.  It will be used for my little fuck-ups who do not perform their commands to my expectations, those who want to feel excruciating pain and torture, or I may just decide to use it on you on a whim, haha!   And for those who go all the way, I may decide to display your puny micro-genitals in a formaldehyde filled jar, with your name on the front, along with my collection of other jars of genitals.

So as you’re thinking about what you should do, ask yourself a question or two.  Do I dare risk Patty’s Castration Station…do I have it in me to perform her commands to a tee?  Do I want to feel the most pleasurable pain I’ve ever felt?  Do I want to risk losing my manhood, however miniscule it may be?  While you’re pondering these questions, the station and I will be here waiting very patiently.

I’m Patty, a cougar, MILF or “mommy” who does every fetish, role play and fantasy there is.  Anything goes with me.  So if you are into nasty, perverse, forbidden fantasies, then I’m your girl!


Patty

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