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I ONLY LIKE TWO KINDS OF MEN, DOMESTIC AND IMPORTED…Mae West ‎"Good girls go to heaven; bad girls go everywhere."~Mae West

Archive for November, 2010

Black Friday

Posted Saturday, November 27th, 2010

I just had to tell you boys that I am most thankful for you! *KISS* Thanks to you boys I have had a great year having fun and making you all feel good, which is what I love! How many women get to do what they love? In my case, what I love is making you feel as good as I can on the phone.

So, this holiday weekend, while the wife/girlfriend is out catching those Black Friday deals, come get something for you! It is special, personalized and super hot! Show me how thankful you are for hot phone sex – I’m available all night, every night this weekend and I can’t wait to play with you!

Patty

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The Cutest Flower

Posted Monday, November 15th, 2010
Being a MILF has certain advantages. I get treated well at gas stations and airports and wherever I go there’s always an option for me to get laid. Coffee shop, bar, bank! Wherever I go, there are cocks ready and willing. And you boys think you hide them! But what I am just getting to realize is that there are a lot of girls… young women I should say (very young) that dig hotties like me. They must know we can eat pussy better than their boyfriends.

The other day I was in a flower shop getting something for a friend who was getting a divorce. A kind of congratulations bouquet, I guess! Anyway, I was looking through the arrangements when the girl behind the desk comes over to help me. She must have been a student at the U, but she looked no older than 15. Probably a freshman. As she’s showing me the roses she leans over and brushes her hand across my tummy. It was kind of nice! I figured it was an accident and that she’d pull away after that, but she kept “accidentally” brushing her hands over me while we were leaning into the case.

I got an arrangement I liked and she took me to the checkout desk. But just as she was going to ring me up, she was like: “Oh, five O’clock! Gotta lock the door before anyone else comes in!” And she goes to the door and locks it, flips the closed sign and turns off the outside light. That’s when I noticed that we were alone in the shop. Then she came back to the desk. I was just watching her like a hawk – a horny one – as she pranced back behind the desk. I knew by now that she was interested in me, but I didn’t want to make the first move, so I waited her out. I paid, took my flowers and started to leave. But on the way out I dropped them. Oops!

Needless to say, my friend didn’t get flowers that night. But that tight little cunt I sucked smelled better than the roses she sold me!

Patty

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Naughty Boys

Posted Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Hi little man,
Mommy just found my panties in your room, right along with the pics you took of me in the shower. You’ve been a very busy boy haven’t you? The panties were all covered in cum and the pics were too. You’ve got a lot of explaining to do young man. I have to admit the thought of you and your friends jerking off to my pics is very hot but that’s no excuse. When you get home mommy is going to bare your ass and put you across my lap and spank your ass. Now be a good boy and call home…

Patty

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