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Today, I woke up at 4 AM with a great idea on my mind! It is to have a great sexual experience. My boyfriend was asleep next to me as I enjoyed some self exploration of my hot and wet pussy. I am always chasing after him to “take me” and “fuck me” but usually his work and travels keep us separate too often. When he is home, his mind is far away and his beautiful creamy cock is mostly pointing toward his feet. How can I get it pointing to me?

So back to my hot pussy that requires some attention. My nipples are restless for some touch. Right about now I need 3 or 4 hands to properly provide an extremely horny lady proper coverage!!! Do I wake him up since I need cum and pussy service now? I took the path of least resistance and walked to the shower. It was a blast washing every nook and cranny. I applied some vanilla scented body scrub and went crazy driving myself to the brink of orgasm. I resisted the urge to cum knowing that the day was still young.

Mr. boring and my sweet cock ran out the door by 6 AM for his workday. I was given a short kiss and an ass squeeze on his way out. What the FUCK man. I pondered my next move since my body craved cock in a big way. I got dressed quickly and went to shop for groceries. My dress with clinging to both cracks as I slowly tossed items into my cart. My perky breasts also pointed the way. Underwear is not my thing. Teasing cocks works well however.

My real purpose was to size up all the men that crossed my path. I wanted to tease many and please one man today. After checking out many guys and gathering my bags of groceries, I headed outside to my car. As I approached my car, a middle aged man smiled and said “hello there” as he walked by. I asked him to assist me with the bags and he quickly agreed. He was slowly placing each bag in my trunk but seemed very interested in my dress, since he was not making eye contact. I noticed his pants expanding near his zipper and asked him if he would like to see the inside of my dress. He replied, when can we get started?

I intended to fuck this stranger in my bed ASAP. We drove to my house and pulled the car into the garage. As soon as the garage door closed he was pulling his pants down to show me my prize. Wow, he was handsome, fairly well maintained and to my surprise his cock was perfect for my plan. We ran to the shower to enjoy clean stranger sex. My first shower on my knees and it was not looking for my contact lens. He was very slow to invade my pussy with his hand or tongue. He was a gentlemen as he wanted to be invited in first. I licked him up and down front and back as he played with his cock and rubbed my breasts too. He was turning me into a crazy woman. I needed COCK ASAP. We slowly came together standing face to face. Then I realized he was a foot taller than me. I ran to the closet for the remedy. I put on my highest heels and we met again. We gently slid that creamy cock into me and began to work it in…and in…and in!!! I might have a new hole on my backside since he was really going deep.

I wanted to cum laying flat so we hopped into my bed. He let me ride him as he worked both my pussy and ass with each hand while the cock was pleasing me and pleasing him too! We both exploded with pleasure. I was able to get off 3 times. Gotta love being a woman!!! He was a long one and done but I knew we had to cut it short for safety sake.

So if boredom sets in…get dressed and go shopping!!!

Patty

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Welcome to the Year of the Rabbit!  There is an ancient Tao system of the Five Elements energetic phases, which predicts the global trends that affect us on a personal level. How do you benefit from this forecast? By taking note of the predictions for health, relationships, and finances, you can make some positive changes to dodge any potential negative effects.

This ancient system has its roots in the I-Ching, known  here as the  Book of Changes,  system of predictive probabilities based on nature’s cyclical rhythms; the Taoist sages of China observed and practiced, and eventually gave the modern world the binary language of 0’s and 1’s—the basis for computer language. In other words we don’t need to look any further than the universe to predict our future. So what’s in store for 2011?

Get Ready for the Rabbit

The Year of the Rabbit officially begins on February 3rd, 2011 and the elemental energies are again metal and wood, similar to the Tiger year we’re leaving behind. Therefore, some of the unpredictability and conflicts of the Tiger year will carry over to the New Year;  however, Rabbit years are usually calm, creative, and positive — a much-desired change from the volatile Tiger! Rabbit is a peace-seeking symbol, and we can expect that there will most likely be more effort at diplomacy politically. But don’t expect everything to go smoothly, because any accord is always underscored by discord.

The focus of this year will orient towards reviving the arts and culture, getting our financial house in order, cultivating intimate relationships, and building family and community. As a result, industries that will likely benefit include entertainment, finance, energy, especially alternative energy, commodities like metals and agricultural products, mining, shipping, transportation, and hotels. Industries that will continue to lag include forestry, textiles, media, newspapers, and magazines. Due to the still-weak economic conditions of the West, environmental protection may unfortunately take a backseat to economic priorities. Because of the inward focus on the Rabbit, domestic agendas at home will trump those outside of the border and the appetite for playing Big Brother internationally will assuredly wane.

Prediction for your health

Chinese calendar year 2011, like last year, is represented by the elements metal and wood. The metal element corresponds to the respiratory and immune systems, while the wood element correlates to the digestive and nervous systems. These organs and systems will be vulnerable for breakdown so be on the lookout for frequent colds and flu that turn into bronchitis and pneumonia, digestive disorders including acid reflux, ulcers, irritable bowel syndrome, colitis, diverticulitis, liver and gall bladder diseases, and injury and pain related to the neck and spine.

Here are some tips to keep you in tip-top shape!

1. Stay Healthy with Healing Foods and Herbs

Chinese medicine is based on the concept that you can prevent illness from occurring in the first place by eating foods and taking herbs that possess healing properties.

• Defend against assaults on your immune and respiratory systems by eating plenty of antioxidant-rich vegetables of all colors every day, and eat grains like amaranth, quinoa, and brown rice.

• Keep your digestion flowing with herbs that settle the stomach. Drink a digestive tea an hour after meals: mint, gentian, ginger, chamomile, and licorice are excellent choices.

• To prevent diseases and counteract imbalances in the above organ systems, I suggest staying away from smoking and pollution, avoid consuming alcohol, caffeine, sugar, dairy products, deep fried, fatty foods, overly spicy foods, and gluten grains like wheat, barley, rye and oats, and processed, refined foods.

• Traditional Chinese herbal formulas like Breathe EaseImmunity,  Acid StomachColon ClearInternal Cleanse, and Calmfort may be helpful as part of a health supportive program.

2. Exercise tips for Year of the Rabbit

Be sure to exercise regularly to increase lung capacity, strengthen the immune function, and reinforce the core abdominal and back muscles to protect your spine.

• I especially recommend learning and practicing mind-body exercises like tai chi or qigong. These gentle, but powerful exercises engage deep breathing to increase your lung capacity, lower your stress hormones, and help strengthen your core muscles. To learn Tai Chi and Qigong, you can work with a teacher or use instructional DVDs.

• Practice meditation and other calming body-mind exercises to reduce tension on the nervous system. Start small if need be: For five minutes every day, close your eyes and take deep, slow breaths.

3. Focus on Art, Family, and Finances

Now is a good time to start your art and spend time exploring cultural opportunities. Because it is also a good time to focus on relationships and family, consider bringing your special someone(s) along to an art show, on a historic walk, or perhaps try a culturally themed meal together. Strengthen your personal financial foundation by laying your finances all out on paper as they are now. Make a realistic saving goal and a reasonable paying off debt goal; then keep weekly track of your evolving financial picture.

In summary, the Year of the Rabbit will be considerably calmer from the volatility and conflicts of the past Tiger year. You will still need to be on guard, like the rabbit, for sudden, unexpected changes that may throw you off balance. The good news is that peace, love, and family are the natural traits of Rabbits. Defend against assaults on your immune and respiratory systems and take care to keep your nervous system calm and your digestion flowing. Finally, work on your inner self spiritually so that no matter what challenges occur, you shall be connected to your unshakable faith in the positive, constructive, and creative energies of the divine universe as expressed through you and manifest in your life.

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Posted Thursday, January 27th, 2011

I love it when I tell him to remove his pants, and he looks at me with that knowing smile. He’s smiling now, I think to myself, but in a short time he’ll be moaning and maybe even sobbing across my lap. I watch him as he first removes his shoes, and socks. Then his hands go to his belt and he looks at me while he undoes it, and starts to open his fly. His hands move slow and deliberately to remove his pants as instructed. I am relaxed and breathing deeply as I watch him, and I can’t help but notice my panties are getting a bit wet. God, this really does excite me and I know it excites him because he is sporting a huge erection. Now, standing before me with his shirt still on but naked from the waist down, he is ready.
“I’m ready now ma’am” he says with his head bowed, but his eyes up and looking deeply into mine. I uncross my legs and sit up a bit as I motion him over to me. “Across my lap now for your punishment” I say sternly but soft, almost tenderly “Yes ma’am, as you wish” He extends his body slowly and carefully across my legs. First I pull up his shirt a bit, and run my hand slowly and easily over his bare bottom. He really does have such a nice round and smooth ass. He moves a bit under my touch, and I love the way that feels against my thighs. His head is hanging over a little, and his legs are out straight with his toes on the carpet. I give quick little spankings using mostly just a flick of my wrist. I like those quick sharp snaps, always delivered in the same location, and not a lot of time in between them for recovery. I see how quickly the color of the skin changes from a creamy color white to a rosy shade of pink. At first it’s not too intense, just enough to warm the spot and prepare the mind. As I continue to spank John, my level of excitement builds, which increases my intensity. Everything starts to kind of take my mind to a new dimension, and I find myself getting deeper and deeper into what I’m doing. In controlling John, I find myself losing control. John knows this also, and has now gripped the legs of the chair with both his hands to hold himself steady. His legs are not tighter and his toes are pushing hard into the carpet. His moans are now sounding more serious and his bottom definitely showing more crimson. My arm is now going up raising my hand above my head and coming down with a lot more force than before. The sound of my hand against his bottom is not as sharp as before, it’s now sounding more like solid contact is being made. John gives a bit of a jump now with each smack of my hand. Did I say crimson? Now it’s a very dark red and getting darker with each solid spank. My panties are wetter now, and my nipples are rock hard under my bra. I can feel John’s erection against my thighs and what feels like wetness. I’m sure his cock is leaking pre-cum on my leg, and of course use this as a reason to increase even more, my intensity with this spanking. “Is that cum on my thigh? Are you dripping on me now?” I say in a very intense, raised voice.“I’m sorry ma’am, I think it might be. I’m sorry. I will clean it up I promise ma’am, I’ll clean it as soon as you allow me.” John says in a voice that fluctuates with each smack of my hand. Oh sure you will, I know you will. You’d just love for me to stop right now and let you clean your cum from my thighs with your tongue, but that is not going to happen just yet. Oh no, you are not getting away that easily. I have no intention of stopping this beating until I’m good and ready to stop. Do you understand me?” John can tell by my tone that he’s in for a long one. “Yes, yes, I understand of course my Mistress, I do understand. What ever pleases you Mistress, I only wish to please you.” John speaks now through a clenched jaw. I stop only briefly to apply some mint toothpaste to the reddened area taking away the darkness for just a moment. It of course re-appears quickly once the skin absorbs the toothpaste. I resume the spanking on top of the same area that has now become even more sensitive with the mint toothpaste.“Oooooh, oh my God, oouuuuuch, ouch ouch ouch” John bellows now.“Oh cut that out. You can take it. You can take much more than this I’m sure!” I scold. More spankings, hard and true land on the now almost purple color of John’s ass. My hand feels as thought it might fall off and I’m about ready to stop.“Ok, ok, I believe you’ve had enough of this. Now, as I mentioned, I think your attention needs to be placed on cleaning up your wet mess.” John slides off my lap, and as he moves to his knees in front of me to begin the cleaning up of his pre cum, I see his tear streaked face, and know that my discipline session with John was successful.
I stroke his hair, while I watch him lick up my thighs. He takes long slow licks with his tongue, looking into my eyes. I squirm a bit in my chair, and decide this isn’t enough. I wiggle to the edge of the chair, and remove my panties. John knows what to do, and positions himself between my legs still on his knees, and proceeds to lick at the outer lips of my pussy.
“Mistress, may I please stroke my cock while I lick your pussy?” John asks in a muffled voice.
My eyes half closed, and my hand still tingling, I grant my permission for John to stroke his cock. As in all things there needs to be balance. A little discipline, a little pain A little pleasure … It’s all good…

Patty

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Lie down on your side and grab your penis from the left side rather than the right (if you’re right-handed). To do this, rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down; you may have to pull your penis slightly to the side. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It’s a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It’s also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of “the vagina“. You can also do this standing up, but you have to be careful not to let your hands take over the motion.

Patty

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