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Archive for December, 2011


  • 10. Did you get any under the tree?
  • 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
  • 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
  • 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
  • 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
  • 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
  • 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
  • 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
  • 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
  • 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.


Patty

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Hi, guys. Do you want some MILF phone sex ? I sure hope so because I’m looking for some sexy younger men to seduce and have my wicked way with. What kinds of things can you do with Ms. Patty ? Well, honey, I’m glad you asked… I think what we need is a little older woman/younger man role play . What do you think about that?  Oh, we could do most any kind of role play , to tell you the truth. Teacher/student, naughty cougar next door, anything like that. Or if you’re into Auntie phone sex, maybe you’d like to be my hot nephew who’s back home from college for the summer. I promise you, Auntie Patty can teach you things those professors in school could never show you….Of course, if you’re into something a little kinkier, I’ve never passed up fetish phone sex  in any shape, form, or fashion. So give Ms. Patty  a call right now, sweetheart…..

Patty

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