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Archive for January, 2012

Every man wants an experienced mature phone sex lady to teach them all about the sexual things they’ve never tried (or sometimes even heard of) before. But  me, I like to carry things one step farther. If I’m going to be your teacher anyway, why not a Teacher/student roleplay?

I’m a big fan of erotic roleplay. It gives an added dimension to sex that you don’t get otherwise.

The Teacher/student roleplay is, of course, my favorite. It puts us in the roles we’d play and gives it a dirtier touch. Maybe you’ll come and be a naughty boy and beg me to give you a good spanking. I’d for sure be up for that!

There are all kinds of other things we can do during roleplay phone sex. You’ve just got to ask Miss Patty and you shall receive.

Patty

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If you want the very best phone sex experience, it pays to go for the best, doesn’t it?

And, usually, the best means the most experienced. I can tell you right now that I have more experience at my age than most women will have for the rest of their lives.  But I’m not standing still.  I’m still acquiring more knowledge as I go along.

I’ve been around and done a lot of things. Roleplay is one of those things. I’ve always loved it and have always been good at it. As it is, I’ve had so much practice with it now that it’s easy for me to make your toes curl with a good roleplay phone sex session.

Don’t get me wrong. That doesn’t mean I can’t take control when need be, either. I’m quite the phone sex Milf  for the subbie boys. I really like seeing what kinds of hoops I can get men to jump through for me.

As you can see, a mature phone sex lady is best for any and all dirty fantasies. And this mature lady can’t wait to play, so give me, Patty, a call, sweetheart.

Patty

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Hey, guys. What’s the first think of when you see a woman in panties? Most men think something along the lines of “I’d love to see what she looks like out of them!” But if you have a panty fetish, your thought process might be very different, indeed.

Instead of imagining what her panties would look like lying on your floor, you might be wondering what they felt like, or even how they smelled after she takes them off! There are a lot of panty-sniffers out there, even if most of them won’t admit it. ;) winking

You might also be wondering what those panties would taste like or how they’d feel wrapped around your cock as you jerk off into them. Maybe you’d get off on a woman being a panty tease and showing her sexy panties off for you.

You know how I love to tease men like you with my panties? I like to wear a particularly sexy pair that I know you like and then engage in some facesitting!  That’s right, I sit on your face while I’m wearing those panties you love so much. There’s really nothing you can do but inhale my scent and possibly lick them if I give you permission.

So close, yet so far away……

Of course, the other alternative is that you want to be a panty boy. If you’re looking at my panties and wondering what it’d feel like to wear them yourself, that’s usually pretty good indication that you want to be a panty boy slut, LOL!

Regardless of why you have a thing for panties, your mature phone sex lady, Miss Patty, can indulge you. Give me a call, boys, and tell me about your panty fetish.

Patty

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Masturbation is the best and quickest way to get the orgasm you need, but sometimes, the routine can become a little dull, can’t it? Well, don’t worry, guys. Your MILF phone sex lady is here to help you out.

Guided masturbation is a great alternative to the same old routine. It can have an overt dominant/submissive flavor to it, but it doesn’t have to be. I can be your phone sex Mistress, teasing you and denying you to show you who’s really in control here, or we can just be two lovers playing a fun game together.

I have all kinds of fun things that you can do for me. There are many tricks to male masturbation that can make it feel completely different than it usually does. These are the kinds of things that excite men like you and make you cum harder than you’ve ever cum before.

Sounds nice, doesn’t it?

I can teach you to stroke differently, and I can teach you to explore your body in ways you’ve probably never imagined before. I can also teach you about anal play and prostate milking, which adds a new twist on the same old masturbation session.

So if you’re curious about guided masturbation  phone sex with Miss Patty, then you know what to do. Pick up your phone and give me a call right now!

Patty

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I know you’ve been wanting to fuck me for a long time. You look at this phone sex MILF and imagine what it’d be like to bury your cock inside her. You’ve been patient, letting me tease  and deny you for quite some time now. But you’ve been told that tonight’s the night. You’ve been looking forward to it all week. You come in my house, and I lead you upstairs to my bedroom without a word. You follow close behind me, your cock twitching in your pants. Once I close the bedroom door behind us, I tell you to undress yourself, then me. You immediately jump to do what your  phone sex Mistress tells you. You admire my naked body and can’t wait to touch it. But I tell you to kneel in front of me and close your eyes. You know your phone sex Mistress likes it a little kinky and a little naughty, so you obey excitedly. There’s a little rustling and some movement, then I tell you to open your eyes. You see another man in the room with us, his huge cock that’s twice the size of yours hard between his legs. That’s when you realize that I didn’t bring you here to fuck you but to cuckold you! Do you want to see what happens next in this cuckold phone sex fantasy?  All you have to do is pick up the phone and call Mistress Patty now.


Patty

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