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10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t………Phone Sex with Milf Patty…1 888 682 6503

Posted Wednesday, December 21st, 2011


  • 10. Did you get any under the tree?
  • 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
  • 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
  • 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
  • 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
  • 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
  • 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
  • 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
  • 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
  • 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.


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