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Once upon a time there was a young boy who was going thru some changes. He was really embarrassed about the things that he’d think about at nite time. He couldn’t understand why his pee pee would get hard and he’d have this incredible urge to touch it and rub it. But what embarrassed him the most was that he would have thoughts about his Mommy while he was rubbing himself. One time his Mommy walked in and caught him rubbing himself. He was mortified. But to his surprise, his Mommy wasn’t mad. She actually helped him. She started rubbing him so that he didn’t have to do it himself. Want to hear the rest of Mommy’s bedtime story? Call Mommy.

Patty

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Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart

Posted Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Lie down on your side and grab your penis from the left side rather than the right (if you’re right-handed). To do this, rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down; you may have to pull your penis slightly to the side. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It’s a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It’s also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of “the vagina“. You can also do this standing up, but you have to be careful not to let your hands take over the motion.

Patty

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